1) What did the horse say when it fell?
“I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
2) I purchased a horse. In its first race it went out 25 to 1. The only problem is that all the other horses left at 12:30.
3) His horse lost the race, and the owner was irate. “I thought I told you to come with a rush at the end,” he screamed at the jockey.
“I would have,” answered the jockey, “but I didn’t want to leave the horse behind.”
4) It would have been a photo finish, but by the time my horse finished, it was too dark to take a picture.
5) Did you find my horse well behaved?
Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
6) A racehorse owner takes his horse to the vet. “Will I be able to race this horse again?,” he asks
The vet replies: “Of course you will, and you’ll probably win!”
7) Where do horses go when they’re sick? The horsepital.
8) Which side of a horse has more hair?
The outside
9) The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
10) How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
Further funny horse racing jokes can be found here: https://www.horseracingqa.com/jokes/