Top Ten Funny Horse Racing Jokes

1) What did the horse say when it fell?

 “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

 

2) I purchased a horse. In its first race it went out 25 to 1. The only problem is that all the other horses left at 12:30.

 

3) His horse lost the race, and the owner was irate. “I thought I told you to come with a rush at the end,” he screamed at the jockey.

“I would have,” answered the jockey, “but I didn’t want to leave the horse behind.”

 

4) It would have been a photo finish, but by the time my horse finished, it was too dark to take a picture.

 

5) Did you find my horse well behaved?
Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!

 

6) A racehorse owner takes his horse to the vet. “Will I be able to race this horse again?,” he asks
The vet replies: “Of course you will, and you’ll probably win!”

 

7) Where do horses go when they’re sick? The horsepital.

 

8) Which side of a horse has more hair?
The outside

 

9) The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.

 

10) How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!

 

Further funny horse racing jokes can be found here: https://www.horseracingqa.com/jokes/

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